Buy and/or make food with bud in it. Hash brownies, firecrackers, pastries, have a mothefuckig field day. Then buy some hard liquor (none of that pussy schnaps shit, get some Goddamn Jacks or Jose Cuevo).


Smoke until you can't see straight. When you get thirsty, drink the booze until you're so drunk you forgot that you were high.

Smoke some more.

Smoke some more.

Munchies should kick in, eat your pot food, then drink more booze for about 30 - 60 mins until the THC from the food kicks in.

Inject heroin into the pupil of your eyeball, or into the head of you penis

Take some shrooms and/or do a line of coke.

Jack off (after all the shit that you just put into your body, this will feel like nirvana)

Repeat.