hey man, out of pure curiosity and not intending to sound ignant:
can u just go to the desert and get peyote from the fkn cactuses? i mean no process no ntn required, u just go and get stoned....like mhhhhhhh, this looks like peyote .................................................. .........yeahp im stoned

btw u know ur a stoner when u walk in the street and ppl say "hi" and u reply "yeah"