Haha, I do that all the time
AlwaysBlazed Reviewed by AlwaysBlazed on . Paranoia So I'm sitting here stoned as fuck, staring at my computer screen chilling out to Something In the Way by Nirvana, i hear a muffled rumble. I turned down the music and then I faintly hear the rattle of keys and i jolt. 'fuck' i whispered. i grab Billy(bong) and stick him under my chair, one of those office desk types, and then i sit up and my eyes dart back and forth. Did I hear the door close? Maybe it closed while I was leaning over. I hear creaking. The person is in and the person is... mum! Rating: 5