Paranoia

[TokinAsianGuy]

So I'm sitting here stoned as fuck, staring at my computer screen chilling out to Something In the Way by Nirvana, i hear a muffled rumble. I turned down the music and then I faintly hear the rattle of keys and i jolt. 'fuck' i whispered. i grab Billy(bong) and stick him under my chair, one of those office desk types, and then i sit up and my eyes dart back and forth. Did I hear the door close? Maybe it closed while I was leaning over. I hear creaking. The person is in and the person is... mum! shit!... She's gonna see the bong from the kitchen because if she walks at a certain angle it might be visible. i reach down and grab Billy. i look around the room. shit, i can't make a run for it. she'll know somethings up. shit, can't get caught. i freeze, listening..... she's gone into her room. good. I've got time. I look around, umm ugh umm should i dash into my room? stash the bong in there? no no no, she's gonna come out soon. fuck fuck, damn you Billy, shit! under the desk... under the desk! aww god dammit, theres a pile of books under the desk, am i gonna have enough time to get rid of the books? or should i just re-arrange them? which will be quicker? if she walks in and see's me bending over under the desk she'll know somethings up. fuck. whatever, just re-arrange the books. So i re-arranged the books and stick Billy on top and then he wobbles and then tips. i catch him just in the nick of time. and fuck i was happy that he didn't fall, all that bong water would've gone everywhere and mum would've definitely known something was up. I stand billy up again and give the books a quick re-arranging. i sat up and leaned back on the chair a little, trying to look calm and relaxed...

So I waited......
and waited....
and waited in silence.

for mother to come walking into the room, but she never came out of her room. so i called out "mum?"...no reply... once again, "mum!" no reply. so i get up walk into her room, it's empty. i walk into the front room, pull back the curtains. no cars in the driveway.

Paranoia.

Learn it.

Watch out for it.

Destroy it.

TokinAsianGuy Reviewed by TokinAsianGuy on 11-05-2006. Paranoia So I'm sitting here stoned as fuck, staring at my computer screen chilling out to Something In the Way by Nirvana, i hear a muffled rumble. I turned down the music and then I faintly hear the rattle of keys and i jolt. 'fuck' i whispered. i grab Billy(bong) and stick him under my chair, one of those office desk types, and then i sit up and my eyes dart back and forth. Did I hear the door close? Maybe it closed while I was leaning over. I hear creaking. The person is in and the person is... mum! Rating: 5

[DannyMan]

hehehe very fun read. i know what you mean, sometimes it really is an overpowering feeling that i cant fully control at times. theres also some kind of little twichting thing happening as well. like my arm will randomly twitch once or twice when i get too nervous about something. i dont know man...i dont know who/at, but its after me.

[AlwaysBlazed]

Haha, I do that all the time