How about this one:

I am legal to buy alcohol.
I walk into the packie, I buy vodka, I don't get carded.
I go to the car, put the vodka in the car, realize I forgot a bag of ice.
I go back into the store, pick up a bag of ice, go to the checkout.
The clerk that JUST rang me up for the liquor won't sell me the bag of ice because I don't have my ID!

WTF?
TheSmokingMonkey Reviewed by TheSmokingMonkey on . Good Shit this happened to me last night and it was so amazing i thought i would share. I picked my buddy up last night and he asked if i would go buy him a black and mild cause he dont have ID, and i went in the store and asked for a black and mild and they asked for ID and i gave it to them, and they fuckin tunred it down! my real fuckin ID got turned down, and the cops came all over a black and mild and i had a real fuckin ID. how the hell do some people get that stupid, its unreal Rating: 5