is it true

[darkside]

weed does not lower sperm count. thats a myth.

[johnnyAKABob]

these days everything seems to lower your sperm count, if your dick falls off then you know you ate or drank too much of something you shouldnt have...

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

A low sperm count can be a good thing. You still get all the same pleasure from sex, but without getting her pregnant.

[MaryJaneScott]

It's a new form of birth control... the kit includes:

a couple bottles of Mt. Dew,
some pot,
and a pair of tighty whities.

[tootsie roll]

i drink mt dew all the time and people tell that yellow #5 will shrink my dick. will it??

We need a straight out "LOL" icon.

Nooo, Moutain Dew doesn't make anyhing shrink except your thirst.

[yoda]

It's a new form of birth control... the kit includes:

a couple bottles of Mt. Dew,
some pot,
and a pair of tighty whities.

rofl :thumbsup:

i heard this rumor yeeeeears ago. as already been said, not true. but being a little little kid at the time, i was scared shitless of MD.

[iwantFUEGO]

wow the yellow 5 myth started when i was in like 5th grade... geez that was like 13 years ago...

i always stayed away from mountain dew...

[beachguy in thongs]

i drink mt dew all the time and people tell that yellow #5 will shrink my dick. will it??

I've never heard that, but, my step-father, who is an ex-police officer, said that Mountain Dew will exacerbate your THC-level reading, in a blood test.

[beachguy in thongs]

A low sperm count can be a good thing. You still get all the same pleasure from sex, but without getting her pregnant.

Lol, low sperm count. So, you only have 13,000,000 sperm heads, as compared to 40,000,000. It only takes one.

[acrca]

aright im glad to hear that most of you think not so ima keep drinking mt dew, but ima blame it on you guys if youre wrong