I was once waiting to cross the street at a 4 way stop light stop. Instead of walking when the light was red, I decided to walk when it was green. There I am, strolling across the street wondering why dozens of cars were heading straight for me, oh, that's right, because I'm an idiot and I decide to cross when the light is green! Not red!

Yeah, I know, dumb, but I was high, so it was funny.