Pothead Blunders

[Cassiopiea]

I forgot that a bottle needs a lid on it so that it wont pour over you.

I was sitting there and I just tipped a bottle of water over myself

I was so angry, lol.

Cassiopiea Reviewed by Cassiopiea on 11-03-2006. Pothead Blunders Have you ever had that moment where you couldn't figure out why the fuck (insert item) wasn't working correctly? Share them. About 2 months ago I was trying to sign on AIM and just couldn't figure out why it wasn't letting me. I would enter in the password about 40 times before I realized the number lock wasn't on. Rating: 5

[fasterspider]

I lost my lighter and searched the whole house before I realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[KL4D4]

I constantly lose my things, lighters, green, car keys, cell phones you name it and I misplace it.

[Reefer Rogue]

I forgot that a bottle needs a lid on it so that it wont pour over you.

I was sitting there and I just tipped a bottle of water over myself

I was so angry, lol.

LOL, now that's funny!

[PaRanOiD81]

it was kinda late at night, driving down the road, I told my wife she was speeding and we were both a little fucked up, we were in a 25, dutchie lit and smoking away, and she was going 40 so I said hey babe slow it down your going 40 in a 25, your aching to get pulled over.... so she slowwed down and then started speeding back up.... so I said let me drive and she said, I'll just put the cruise control on, so she did and the shit did not want to take. So there she is, smashing the cruise control button, fucking thing doesnt want to work..... and its a 2006 honda civic so we didn't think it was the car fucking up but said I would take it to the dealer tomorrow, she leaves to work with the car and then calls me up and says, you know why the cruise control wasn't working and why you thought I was going 40 an hour but I wasn't? I said, yeah why? and she goes, cause the spedometer was set to kilometers and not miles per ....whoops

[PAGETURNER420]

i started the coffee pot and did a few things. Came back and there is coffee dripping off the counter onto the floor. Shit, I start the coffee maker whitout the carafe in. Had to clean up coffee from all over the counters and floor. Best part I starting telling my friend. She laughs and told me I smoked too much since I did the same thing last week. Which I did not remember at all.

[D.Boone]

i think the worst pothead blunder happened to me i just bought a bag of some reallnice dank buds. i break up a bunch to smoke and then all the sudden i sneeze and the weed goes flying all over the place and i cant find any of it cause the buds were almost the same color as the floor and they woulda been stuck in the carpet anyway but that sucked bigtime. not the only time ive done that. and one time i was over at a friends house and i was hittin the bong then all the sudden he yells PURPLE PONY and for somereason i just cracked up and laughed while i was taking a hit and bong water went flying everywhere that alsot sucked.

[Anathema2121]

I get the squints like a motherfucker when I smoke. A few times I've been outside when it was bright without sunglasses and I couldn't figure out why everything was so blurry, i was like man this is some good weed to fuck my vision up this bad. Turns out my eyes were so squinted I was looking through my eyelashes lol. I felt like a jackass. Its happened more than once too....

[too as in also]

one day me and a few friends were sitting at a stop light, we were way in the back.so were just chillin behind this truck thats infront of us.we sit there for about 4 minutes and nobody says anything about why this light is taking so long because were stoned.we see the light change a few times and were just like "what the fuck".then a guy walks up to the truck in front of us and puts gas in it and drives away and then we realized that there was nobody in the car infront of us so we were just sitting there in traffic:rasta:

[TheSmokingMonkey]

i think the worst pothead blunder happened to me i just bought a bag of some reallnice dank buds. i break up a bunch to smoke and then all the sudden i sneeze and the weed goes flying all over the place and i cant find any of it cause the buds were almost the same color as the floor and they woulda been stuck in the carpet anyway but that sucked bigtime. not the only time ive done that. and one time i was over at a friends house and i was hittin the bong then all the sudden he yells PURPLE PONY and for somereason i just cracked up and laughed while i was taking a hit and bong water went flying everywhere that alsot sucked.

OH THE HUMANITY!