Someone mentioned a church, which reminded me of something. I went to one of the Jesuit colleges (scholarship from ACT score, I'm not religious in the least). Well, right next door to the college is a really beautiful Catholic church, so I got baked one Sunday in my room, then went to check out the church.

Service was going on, so I just sat quietly in the back to view the proceedings. Then I noticed a comfortable-looking padded footrest attached to the pew in front of me, so I kicked it down and put my feet on it, just totally relaxed, listening to the sermon and preaching and stuff, a little fascinated that so many people believe all this Catholic stuff. I was thinking, man, padded footrests, these Catholics are rolling in dough!

A priest walked by and noticed me sprawled out in the back and he leaned over, pointing at my feet on the padded footrest, and whispered, "Hey! That's not a footrest, man. That's what people put their knees on when they kneel to pray. Might not want to let anyone see you using it as a footrest." Lol, I had no idea, it looked like a perfect footrest!
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