Kerrys Botched Joke

[graymatter]

But politicians are all scrounging around for poll points like rats for acorns.

I refuse to live in a country where rats scrounge around for acorns. Give me squirrels or give me death!

Seriously, Hamlet, good points...

[eg420ne]

jamstigator is a tool, dont forget to vote diebold this tuesday

So what youre sayin is you would like to make this personal, Eh! I can handle that...

Being the great machinist that I am, I do have higher learning.. what say you?

I changed my quote just for you-----A nation full of JamsitgatorS will beget a government run by Neo-Cons......So gramstigator caan yuo spel ckeckme pleese:thumbsup:

Cant wait to vote Diebold this Tuesday

[birdgirl73]

This thread has been the funniest thing I've read all day. I actually laughed out loud. And I can't shake the picture of rats scrounging for acorns --or the phrase "a nation of JamstigatorS."

Thank you all from a beleaguered soul who very badly needed a laugh tonight.

[BobBong]

The first, first-husband to cheat on a presidential wife.. I like it..

I smell an oscar.

Wait.. sorry.. i forgot.. He did not have sex with that woman!

The dog tells a different story.:stoned:

[Hamlet]

Give me squirrels or give me death!

Dammit, you ruined my cranky mood. And I was hoping it had a good squabble or two in it. Drat!

Well anyway, don't fall on your sword just yet Graymatter. There are plenty of squirrels too. What did that chic from Sex in the City say about Squirrels? Rats with a cuter outfit?