Well college boy, since you use fancy words like "contingent" I'll tell you. You are going to be ok. Mama wont let anybody hurt you. They can't just take your hair without paying for it first though. That's stealing, which makes them criminals. And if there's one thing history has taught us it's that criminals always get whats coming to them, except when they dont. Anyway, welcome to the board. Have fun and dont forget to tip your waitresses.
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