Two lizards, the kitten, and a bowl of weed

[JaggedEdge]

Last night after smoking a bowl my girlfriend spotted a huge mosquito and asked me to kill it. I get up and this thing is fast as lightning it flies into one of the corners and there is a little lizard or gecho (what ever it was.) Anyway a few inches away was another lizard on the ceiling. So I leave the mosquito alone and try and catch these two lizards in our bedroom and release them. I knock the first one into a pitcher and bring it outside. When I get back in the other one has moved to the other side of the room and I have nothing to stand on to get to it. So my girlfriend sprays it with water to try and get it to move closer to the ground. At this point the animals are all excited, I have two cats at my feet staring, and the dog is agitated as well. When she sparyed it, it feel to the ground, I tried to snatch it up, but the kitten was moving before I could get to it. So now we have the kitten going crazy over this little lizard trying to run for it's life, my girlfriend is crying (she loves all living things) and the kitten is under the dresser where I can't reach either one. Than the cat bolts from under the dresser with the lizard squriming around in it's mouth. My g/f freaks out even more and I'm chasing the fucking cat all over the room. The cat than hides again with its catch and I give up. Than we see the same lizard trying to crawl up the wall again. So I get up and try and catch it again and the cat claws my hand and starts trying to catch it again. I start smacking the cat in the head gently with a spatula but the thing won't budge. Meanwhile my girl is spraying the cat with water trying to get him to back off. Finally I smack him a bit harder on the ass and the runs away, I catch the injured lizard and bring it outside to likely die. My girlfriend finally calmed down and we smoked another bowl considering my high was now totally shot.

This cat see's a spider and runs, god forbid he try and kill something we want dead. Talk about a

JaggedEdge Reviewed by JaggedEdge on 11-01-2006. Two lizards, the kitten, and a bowl of weed Last night after smoking a bowl my girlfriend spotted a huge mosquito and asked me to kill it. I get up and this thing is fast as lightning it flies into one of the corners and there is a little lizard or gecho (what ever it was.) Anyway a few inches away was another lizard on the ceiling. So I leave the mosquito alone and try and catch these two lizards in our bedroom and release them. I knock the first one into a pitcher and bring it outside. When I get back in the other one has moved to the Rating: 5

[Frivolous248]

...buzzkill. I do believe thats what you meant to say at the end of your post.


How can your girlfriend love all living things when she asked you to kill a fly?

Sounds like a buzzkill though, I hate when that kind of shit gets in my room and I have to chase it around to get it outside again.

[JaggedEdge]

yes, I didn't realize I forgot the last word thanks. And she likes harmless animals. Pests, she has no problem with me exterminating.

[huh]

thats crazy you got lizards in your house like bugs, do you live in florida or something? used to have 2 lizards that i BOUGHT and kept as PETS. lol

[kindprincess]

i got a gecko...

[JaggedEdge]

Louisiana... Swamps none the less. There were another two last night, except this time I saw it after the kitten had already ripped them to pieces. It was a little disgusting picking up these pieces of lizards.

[jaGerbom]

does ur house happen to be a jungle?

[JaggedEdge]

Nope just out in the country with a lot of critters.

[roly mo]

Hi

I read the original story of the goings on in your bedroom and by the end of it I was pissing myself laughing.

Lizards, mozzies, kittens, flies and best of all stoned when it all went down, thats even funnier.

Wonder what your bedroom is like on a quiet night?

Cheers for making me laugh

All the best from not so warm UK

Roly Mo aka Maureen:rasta: