Zombies man...

[smoke it]

if there was an invasion, id kick sooooo much zombie ass......

smoke it Reviewed by smoke it on 11-03-2006. Zombies man... :rasta: I was just sitting in my room smoking some bud. When I had a crazy thought. Zombies...crazy, just like attacking us. Do you think everyone would be prepared?, Like I know how everyone says blah blah blah Grab a bunch of guns blah blah blah hide some where. or something screwed up like that. but there would be like mass chaos and no one would know what to do. Like right now if Zombies attacked and started comming alive and what not. I'm screwed you see. I have a god damn graveyard Rating: 5

[partyguy420]

i would pull out the old but trust worthy 20 gauge shot gun, take out the plug(its a thing that goos into the chamber that holds the spare shells so that your not shooting more then your share of animals when hunting) then pull the hack saw out, and saw the barrle off, so that i could move it around easyer, then i would pull out the old but also trust worthy .357 mag, and stap that to my belt, then pull out the old but trustworthy .22 rugger... and strap that to my arm, and then pull out the .38 special and strap that to my other side of my belt, then i would get the tech 9 .22 hand gun that is modified to full auto, ohh then what... i guess i would grab the 7mm rifle, the 30-06 rifle, my great grandmas .30-.30 ohh, and you cant forget my 2 favorite rifles, my dads 30-40 krag, and my 8mm rifle... and then i would throw all of that in big blue(my chevy truck with 4 wheel drive and a 3 speed manual trany and a 3 inch body lift, and a 6inch suspension lift with a 454 cubic inch motor and 54in supper swampers, steal I-beams for the bumpers, full brush graurds in front of the head lights and tail light... 6 off road lights with the brush covers, and 2 more back up off road lights. its not my truck, its my step dads), and i would also grab the chain saw that has a bar on it that is like 3 feet long, then the chain saw with the 4 foot bar, and the 2 smaller chain saws with like 16 inch bars... grab all of the mixed gas, and the chain saw oil i can find at my house, and my nebhors house, then go down to the gas station, and fill up my 2 40 gallon gas tanks, and the huge gas pump thing in the back of the truck that holds like 100 gallons of gas... and then go to the sport shop, and grab all of the bullets they have for my guns, and then grab all of the guns they have, along with bullets for those, then grab all of the swords they have, along with the knifes... and the bear mace(its like mace but alot stonger) and then i would go to the store, and grab all of the food i could that dosent need refrigeration and then go over to the dealers house, and grab all of the weed and bongs he owns... and then go to my parol officers house and if he isnt alread a zombie im gonna shoot him... and then go to the store and grab all of the condoms i can(so that i can repopulate the earth)then go kill a shit load of zombies, and a few people that i just want to kill but havent yet because killing ppl is ielegale, so i would just tell the cops that i thought they were zombies, and then go and pick up a few girls. and take them out into the woods, and fuck there brains out


yea... i think i will live...

[KL4D4]

That'd be soo fucked even more so if it was someone you used to know.

[NightProwler]

i've got knives and airsoft guns.

[BabySnookums]

and then go to the store and grab all of the condoms i can(so that i can repopulate the earth)

but if you're trying to repopulate the earth....wouldn't condoms defeat that purpose?

[dryst]

well what if the chick had aids?...u could spoon the nut oputta the condom and wipe it inside her thus, repopulating the world and at the same time not infecting urself with a different type of virus

[Masta Stuff]

Where starting off like old school zombies, later turn into those fast fuckers and then we got the smart bitches last. So the final survivors will be the most fucked o.o

[Abattoir Dream]

i would pull out the old but trust worthy 20 gauge shot gun, take out the plug(its a thing that goos into the chamber that holds the spare shells so that your not shooting more then your share of animals when hunting) then pull the hack saw out, and saw the barrle off, so that i could move it around easyer, then i would pull out the old but also trust worthy .357 mag, and stap that to my belt, then pull out the old but trustworthy .22 rugger... and strap that to my arm, and then pull out the .38 special and strap that to my other side of my belt, then i would get the tech 9 .22 hand gun that is modified to full auto, ohh then what... i guess i would grab the 7mm rifle, the 30-06 rifle, my great grandmas .30-.30 ohh, and you cant forget my 2 favorite rifles, my dads 30-40 krag, and my 8mm rifle... and then i would throw all of that in big blue(my chevy truck with 4 wheel drive and a 3 speed manual trany and a 3 inch body lift, and a 6inch suspension lift with a 454 cubic inch motor and 54in supper swampers, steal I-beams for the bumpers, full brush graurds in front of the head lights and tail light... 6 off road lights with the brush covers, and 2 more back up off road lights. its not my truck, its my step dads), and i would also grab the chain saw that has a bar on it that is like 3 feet long, then the chain saw with the 4 foot bar, and the 2 smaller chain saws with like 16 inch bars... grab all of the mixed gas, and the chain saw oil i can find at my house, and my nebhors house, then go down to the gas station, and fill up my 2 40 gallon gas tanks, and the huge gas pump thing in the back of the truck that holds like 100 gallons of gas... and then go to the sport shop, and grab all of the bullets they have for my guns, and then grab all of the guns they have, along with bullets for those, then grab all of the swords they have, along with the knifes... and the bear mace(its like mace but alot stonger) and then i would go to the store, and grab all of the food i could that dosent need refrigeration and then go over to the dealers house, and grab all of the weed and bongs he owns... and then go to my parol officers house and if he isnt alread a zombie im gonna shoot him... and then go to the store and grab all of the condoms i can(so that i can repopulate the earth)then go kill a shit load of zombies, and a few people that i just want to kill but havent yet because killing ppl is ielegale, so i would just tell the cops that i thought they were zombies, and then go and pick up a few girls. and take them out into the woods, and fuck there brains out


yea... i think i will live...

This thread isnt here for you to advertise how many guns you got, or how cool your dads modified truck is... oh well, works for that too i guess....

[Reefer Rogue]

OHHHH MAN Dead Rising is the shit...
Except it's hard as fuck...

Those yellow dudes are serious, lol.

[Skrappie]

Where starting off like old school zombies, later turn into those fast fuckers and then we got the smart bitches last. So the final survivors will be the most fucked o.o

When you get a chance look up the Book

World War Z.

Its going to be fucking awesome.