Zombies man...

[Ruairi.X]

i have a small solid metal bat... a machette... a .38sp derringer (small ass 2 shooter pistol)... and various gardening tools

Ruairi.X Reviewed by Ruairi.X on 11-02-2006. Zombies man... :rasta: I was just sitting in my room smoking some bud. When I had a crazy thought. Zombies...crazy, just like attacking us. Do you think everyone would be prepared?, Like I know how everyone says blah blah blah Grab a bunch of guns blah blah blah hide some where. or something screwed up like that. but there would be like mass chaos and no one would know what to do. Like right now if Zombies attacked and started comming alive and what not. I'm screwed you see. I have a god damn graveyard Rating: 5

[dryst]

there's a book on what to do if you're attacked by zombies. I think it's called the zombie survival guide or something like that

lol u saw that on the history channel

[jamstigator]

If you want a good zombie book, try 'Cell', by Stephen King. They aren't *exactly* traditional zombies...they're better! The basic plot is a signal pulse is sent out through all cellphones, and anyone using one gets their brains wiped and overwritten by new programming, turning them into ravening but communally intelligent zombie-like people, with a sort of shared consciousness and evolving mental powers, basically a new human species that flocks, sleeps at night, and wants the normal humans dead. It's good enough to make a movie based on the book, hope they do!

[Masta Stuff]

lol, hahah wow I was baked when I wrote this. I probably would have made more sence lol anyway I smoked some Durban poison o.o' quite a bit of it too lol.

[Abattoir Dream]

hahaha zombies lol thats crazy, i got a graveyard down the road too, and all i got to protect myself is an alluminium baseball bat, a 7.5kal air rifle and a few big knives, but if zombies did attack, i'd climb a tree with my rifle and a load of wasp pellets and just sit n shoot them, im sure zombies cant climb trees, and even if they can... F'CKIN BANG!!! lol

[Reefer Rogue]

:rasta: I was just sitting in my room smoking some bud. When I had a crazy thought. Zombies...crazy, just like attacking us. Do you think everyone would be prepared?, Like I know how everyone says blah blah blah Grab a bunch of guns blah blah blah hide some where. or something screwed up like that. but there would be like mass chaos and no one would know what to do. Like right now if Zombies attacked and started comming alive and what not. I'm screwed you see.

I have a god damn graveyard like next to my house...I have a shotgun locked up and a few shells somewhere but somthing tells me I won't even make it far maybe pop a couple zombies off and then get suprised by the mail man or something. or being as how stoned I am right now. Shooting my damn leg off or arm :stoned:

There is that chainsaw in the garage...yup, chainsaw. But ya anyway heres my count

if the breakout started now I'd have about 15 zombies if all the people next door were infected cuz I live in a small outback road. then about 40 for the grave yard so thats 55 zombies..

GUNS
2 12 Gauge Shotguns
1 22 Rifle
40 shells
30 22 rounds

I'd prob kill about 15 maybe 20 before getting a close encounter or being attacked. but if I did get in the car and drive then that leaves me a chance except if I hit the big city I'm dead o well what do you guys think?


Would you make it would u survive who knows I dun think I would but thats just me lol. But ya man...zombies:thumbsup:

I think you'd like Dead Rising.

[Masta Stuff]

all I have to say is....Fuck those zombies.

[MunchoMan]

pull a sean of the dead

[Skrappie]

Okay, Are we talking about the old school slow and dumb zombies, the new school fast zombies, or the rare teamworking zombies?

[phoenix]

Zombies scare me so much .