I dressed up as a long-haired hippy with a pipe full of kickass pot. But then again, I dress up like that every day. I didn't do anything for Halloween, stayed home with the woman and made sure no one kidnapped our black cat for Satanic rituals or whatever. A tough job!

Woman: "Have you seen Cleo? Is she okay?"

Me: "She's sleeping on the couch there."

Woman: "Whew."

Me: "Yeah. Wanna hit this pipe?"

Woman: "Okay!"