Quote Originally Posted by maryjanemama
Uuum, I'm buying a plane ticket to Boston...
Woo-HOO!

I'll lay in some guacamole and giant tofu dogs, and we can make the porno version of The Incredible Hulk!

(See, he's green, and so when he, uh, orgasms, his, um, his, uhh ... well, it's green. Or it should be.)
Byker Reviewed by Byker on . Our favorite vibe! About two months ago, I bought a Tongue Joy vibrator for both of us. This is a tiny vibrator that comes with three stretchy plastic rings sized small to large. The rings hold the vibrator on your finger, your tongue, or a handy penis. (Batteries are included. Penis sold separately.) My wife goes freaking mental with the device. I love pulling it onto my tongue and eating her out, and then removing it and sliding it onto my dick. When I do, it rides up and onto her clit during full Rating: 5