From the Dank Report:

Let me tell you a little story about a boy named Nicholas and the troll under the bridge.

One day Nicholas decided it'd be fun to try smoking the ganji, the sheepish sheebah, the hoochies hooka with some friends under a bridge in his home-town. He had never smoked before, but figured heck, it's the thing to do.

All would have been fine that night, had he not met the Troll. See, the Troll is this little creature, contrary to popular belief, that lives in everyone who's a new smoker. He makes you forget things, feel awkward, sketched out and just plain anti-hip to the hop drink the last drop cause you just can't stop-well.

Nicholas would have been ok if the Troll hadn't forgotten his backpack under the bridge. He was already a little sketched out, what with smoking out in the open on a cool summer's night. But despite all this he still felt relaxed enough to go sauntering back and collect his things.

Big mistake.

Nicholas was promptly met face to face with the local police force. For just a little fun, Nicholas was now down at the central office waiting for his parents to come pick him up.

Would this had happened if he would have smoked inside? In a calm atmosphere amongst friends? Most likely not.

To this day, whenever Nicholas smokes, he gets so incredibly paranoid that he ends up locking himself in his room by the end of the night.

So take a lesson from Nicholas and the troll. Like sex, the first time you smoke will linger in the back of your mind forever.
DankAndFile Reviewed by DankAndFile on . So my friend wants to try marijuana. (he never has before) Ok, after a long time (and I mean long time) of him being a non-drinker,non-smoker, he finally wants to try it. Now....I already got him a dime off of some guy and gave it to him. He's a really chilled out dude already, so I think he'll like the high. I'm afriad he's going to go really paranoid and never try it again, and I don't want that. Little background now. On friday, there is the premiere of Borat (the movie). And me and my buddies are planning to see it...baked. Rating: 5