Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold
Two chicks were walking down the street and all of sudden BAM they gotta piss. Of course, there was no restrooms near by and they had to piss bad. So they walk a little further and stumble upon a graveyard. They each find a tall tombstone and take their piss. After they're done they realize they have nothing to wipe with. The one chick uses her panties, but the other girls panties were an expensive pair, so she used a wreath that was hanging on the tombstone. Then they go home. The next morning, the boyfriends of the girls are talking on the phone. One says, "These girls night out are gonna have to stop. Last night my girl came home without her panties!"
The other says, "That's nothing! Last night my girl came back with a card stuck between her cheeks that said,
'From everyone at the firestation, we'll miss you!'"
hahahahah, that was one of the best jokes ive heard in a while