Quote Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.
Sometimes, when i'm drunk, i just walk down the empty sidewalk at night, with my wang hanging out, pissing. It rules..