Pissing outside

[dryst]

.I just love the sound of my piss hitting the grass

ur a wierdo....

[orangeman]

There's nothing exciting about pissing outside, I guess I just don't feel the thrill, but I have done it before but only because I didn't feel like going inside since I was already outside.

[yourfreind]

ur a wierdo....

Thanks dryst

[RedLocks]

when my little boy was like 4, i had tought him how to piss on a bush or something outside when he was getting potty trained so he wouldn't just piss himself if he were outside away from a bathroom. So one day we go to TGI Fridays and have to wait a while to be seated so we are chillen out front.. I turn around and there he is with his little pecker out pissing on a bush by the front door of the place.. oops

[dryst]

when my little boy was like 4, i had tought him how to piss on a bush or something outside when he was getting potty trained so he wouldn't just piss himself if he were outside away from a bathroom. So one day we go to TGI Fridays and have to wait a while to be seated so we are chillen out front.. I turn around and there he is with his little pecker out pissing on a bush by the front door of the place.. oops

reminds me of big daddy, when the kid goes to school and pisses in the potted tree

[RedLocks]

got my parenting skills from big daddy and family guy

[Nochowderforyou]

Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.

Ha ha! That's funny. :thumbsup:

The only time I piss outside is if I have to go and there is no washroom near by. I'm not shy about it, but I won't just whip it on a corner or nothing. I'll just face a tree and in 30 seconds all my bladder worries are washed away, into yellow snow.

[Acouwaila]

Two chicks were walking down the street and all of sudden BAM they gotta piss. Of course, there was no restrooms near by and they had to piss bad. So they walk a little further and stumble upon a graveyard. They each find a tall tombstone and take their piss. After they're done they realize they have nothing to wipe with. The one chick uses her panties, but the other girls panties were an expensive pair, so she used a wreath that was hanging on the tombstone. Then they go home. The next morning, the boyfriends of the girls are talking on the phone. One says, "These girls night out are gonna have to stop. Last night my girl came home without her panties!"
The other says, "That's nothing! Last night my girl came back with a card stuck between her cheeks that said,
'From everyone at the firestation, we'll miss you!'"

lol that was funny

[Reefer Rogue]

When ya gotta go...

[friendowl]

on a cold morning its cool to see the steam rise from
the hot urine stream.