Pissing outside

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.

Sometimes, when i'm drunk, i just walk down the empty sidewalk at night, with my wang hanging out, pissing. It rules..

[dryst]

Pissing outside is definitely a freedom thing. You dont even have to aim!

i dont aim anywayz...

[Kryzco]

shit when u gotta go, you gotta go

better the bush/wall/etc than on yourself

[tootsie roll]

Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.

Boy am I glad you brought this up. I was beginning to get pissed (excuse the pun) because we would drive in,get out of the vehicle and what would my husband do? PEE. Like we don't have toilets to do that in. Granted we have privacy and a large property but he pees when and where he wants.
I just think it's an odd male call of nature thing.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I think it is gross when anyone pees near me, especially if it is outside. If they are peeing they need to be at least five trees away and behind a bush and I need to make other noises so I don't hear the peeing noise. If they have to go #2 then they had better be like 25-30 trees away from me. Ew.

[tootsie roll]

I think it is gross when anyone pees near me, especially if it is outside. If they are peeing they need to be at least five trees away and behind a bush and I need to make other noises so I don't hear the peeing noise. If they have to go #2 then they had better be like 25-30 trees away from me. Ew.

We need a plain laughing icon here. That is funny as heck. LOL

[Snorbel]

Yeah, it's a good feeling.

It just feels like it grounds you to reality, it's natural and the way it has been since forever. Anywhere is a good toilet in nature.

[buddymyfriend]

When I was a kid I was peeing behind a shed and was trying to see how high my aim was.I ended up peeing all over my head. Needless to say I didn't play that game again!

Peace

Buddy:stoned:

[JohhnyPotSmoker]

same here sometimes if im in the kitchen and im right next to the backdoor i leak outside its total freedom,

[DannyMan]

Two chicks were walking down the street and all of sudden BAM they gotta piss. Of course, there was no restrooms near by and they had to piss bad. So they walk a little further and stumble upon a graveyard. They each find a tall tombstone and take their piss. After they're done they realize they have nothing to wipe with. The one chick uses her panties, but the other girls panties were an expensive pair, so she used a wreath that was hanging on the tombstone. Then they go home. The next morning, the boyfriends of the girls are talking on the phone. One says, "These girls night out are gonna have to stop. Last night my girl came home without her panties!"
The other says, "That's nothing! Last night my girl came back with a card stuck between her cheeks that said,
'From everyone at the firestation, we'll miss you!'"

hahahahah, that was one of the best jokes ive heard in a while