Life is full of cruel jokes...

[Inferius]

Get her very drunk.
Giver her a few painkillers.
Then attach a small electronic surge emitter to the dopamine receptors in her brain.
Whenever she sees you, laughs at one of your jokes, or touches you,
hit that remote for the electric love.
She'll be yours in about 45 minutes.

[notech]

It's often said that life is a cruel joke. . . .

Time is of the essence brother. . . .

Best of luck. . . . :thumbsup:

[Frivolous248]

That sucks, good luck.

Unfortunately girls go for assholes. I think its that whole cocky/confident thing that gets 'em.

Try being a dick to her, she'll love you!

"Treat a girl like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud"

I could never be mean to a chick though, probably one of many reasons I'll be alone.

[iwantFUEGO]

Goodluck man.

One of the most painful things in life is loving someone and knowing that they feel the same way about someone else.

Seriously, all bullshit aside... if you chase the girl around, you will never get her heart.
Give her space but not too much.
Make sure you stay on her mind but let her miss you a little.

[tootsie roll]

Goodluck man.

One of the most painful things in life is loving someone and knowing that they feel the same way about someone else.

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Very true words

[partyguy420]

i bet you are hunting for a beautiful woman with a heart of gold
THEY DONT EXIST

ive been looking for one of them, or one that had a heart of atleast coper, to were i wasnt getting cheated on every other week... hasnt worked... and i havent been in this relation ship long enuf to find out about the heart in her... but she is beautiful

[Cheery Cherry]

If she's a great girl, enjoy being her friend for now. She'll appreciate it. Don't focus so much on starting a relationship with her...give her time.

[Cassiopiea]

Kick her in the chops till she cant take any more pain and gives in to having sex with you.