Get her very drunk.
Giver her a few painkillers.
Then attach a small electronic surge emitter to the dopamine receptors in her brain.
Whenever she sees you, laughs at one of your jokes, or touches you,
hit that remote for the electric love.
She'll be yours in about 45 minutes.
Inferius Reviewed by Inferius on . Life is full of cruel jokes... There is this girl, I have had very strong feelings for her for a while now. A couple of weeks ago I told her how I felt about her. She told me that she was interested, but couldnt get over the quy who had dumped her a few weeks before that (why do the most amazing girls carry torches for the biggest assholes in the world, while I, who consider myself to be a pretty stand-up guy, am constantly getting cheated on and shafted in various other ways... food for thought, but anyway...) I really Rating: 5