Quote Originally Posted by PaRaNoIa
Then you don't know how to drink you noobtard!
What, put it in your mouth and swallow? Yeah, that's a real difficult skill to master. How long did it take you to get that one down?

People always tell me that alcohol is an acquired taste. But the way I see it, if something doesn't taste good the first time it passes your lips, then it doesn't belong in your mouth a second time. But, just like with cigarettes, people start out doing it because they think it makes them cool.

pfffft

Are you stupid because you're drunk, or drunk because you're stupid?
CityBoyGoneCountry Reviewed by CityBoyGoneCountry on . Why I hate drinking opposed to toking. I really dont like drinking alcohol but love toking. I really dont like drinking it just so inferior to smoking weed. When I drink after a few pints I am only going for a piss I just feel constantly full. When I am not having a piss or talking to someone I forgot how much I disliked I am standing at the bar being touched by overweight middle aged women and having to stand next to some old guy that feels the need to talk to you. Most places where I live that are any good are always packed. I Rating: 5