Quote Originally Posted by CityBoyGoneCountry
Alcohol smells like shit.
Alcohol tastes like shit.
Alcohol makes you feel like shit.

Fuck that shit.
Then you've never smelled good alcohol

Then you've never tasted good alcohol

Then you don't know how to drink you noobtard!




And Carl, you're bars suck balls..
PaRaNoIa Reviewed by PaRaNoIa on . Why I hate drinking opposed to toking. I really dont like drinking alcohol but love toking. I really dont like drinking it just so inferior to smoking weed. When I drink after a few pints I am only going for a piss I just feel constantly full. When I am not having a piss or talking to someone I forgot how much I disliked I am standing at the bar being touched by overweight middle aged women and having to stand next to some old guy that feels the need to talk to you. Most places where I live that are any good are always packed. I Rating: 5