Why I hate drinking opposed to toking.

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

Then you don't know how to drink you noobtard!

What, put it in your mouth and swallow? Yeah, that's a real difficult skill to master. How long did it take you to get that one down?

People always tell me that alcohol is an acquired taste. But the way I see it, if something doesn't taste good the first time it passes your lips, then it doesn't belong in your mouth a second time. But, just like with cigarettes, people start out doing it because they think it makes them cool.

pfffft

Are you stupid because you're drunk, or drunk because you're stupid?