For those who have smoked for over a year...

[Byker]

I've been smoking damn near daily for running on a decade now.

Mom? Is that YOU?

The negative health problems associated with smoking weed usually coincide with the laziness. You just need to find an activity you enjoy doing while stoned.

Hence, my nick.

I'm used to the lethargy I feel before I go out for a spin. But once I'm doing it, I think, "Man, this is a-PHUKING-mazing!".

In fact, I find most sensual things more fun to do when I'm high. (Yes, that too, gutter-brains!) The only thing I have trouble with is taking it seriously.

Like, if I ever got pulled over by a cop when I'm stoned on a bicycle, I think I'd laugh my ass off. I'd probably ruin my shorts laughing. And it's happened to me, twice, that I've been pulled over while cycling, though I wasn't high at the time, thanks be.

(In both cases I was making a left turn from the left turn lane, and the cops wanted to explain to me that I should fling myself from the right shoulder across two to four lanes of traffic to go left. That's illegal in my state -- Massachusetts, if ya wanna know -- and it's just plain ignorant. But then, look who's giving out the advice ....)