If heaven was a place

[mamma puffpuff420]

well since this is ask my OPINION... my heaven would be where there's a slapping machine for every christian that was stupid enough to ever believe in god in the first place AND constantly preech to me...

now the christians who keep it to themselves, or atleast don't go pushing it on me, are ok by me.

hope u dont mind firey heat

mamma puffpuff420 Reviewed by mamma puffpuff420 on 10-29-2006. If heaven was a place If heaven was a place, I think it'd be exactly like the nickelback song "Rock Star". The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. What would your heaven be like? Rating: 5

[mamma puffpuff420]

[quote=kindprincess]~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

id absolutley want 2 go and be in Heaven

[potsmokingnome]

If hell is life on earth, then what would life in hell be like???

[slipknotpsycho]

hope u dont mind firey heat

why do you ask if i mind fiery heat? assuming i know what're you're getting at what makes anyone's beliefs more real than anothers? i dont' believe in any afterlife really.... so that means no heaven or hell....

[minnesota man]

Aren't you hoping for a reincarnation slipknot?

[slipknotpsycho]

Aren't you hoping for a reincarnation slipknot?

well first of all i only said i wanted to be, doesn't mean i believe i will be, second... i still don't count that as an 'afterlife' if anything i'd call it recycled life... afterlife to me is where your 'spirit' (i dun really believe in that either, but that's the best word for this situation) goes when your body gives out...

[kindprincess]

~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

think about it, god wouldn't allow drugs/adultery/anything fun/ etc. pot? ok i'm sure there is pot in heaven, i mean, jesus christ was like the world's fist hippie. he walked around with long hair and beard, wearing hemp sandals, and proclaiming peace and love. and some of his prophecies... damn, i wish i could find some shit that good.

but in heaven, most of what we love on earth would not exist. hell would be my heaven. i'd kick satans ass, put him on a leash and rule hell as one eternal kick ass party!

love, kp


"um... no i will over throw satan and take his throne... if i believed in satan to begin with lol.."

wanna bet? i'll make satan my bitch of the month!! you can have the throne, i just wanna pet satan!

love, kp

[partyguy420]

i agree that if there was a heaven it would be like the song rock star, but i dont belive in heaven, and i think ive said this befor, but what i belive is that when you die, you get eaten by something, like a maggot or a cannibal... and your soul is the traped inside of the maggot or cannibal or what ever eats you, and if your not eaten, then something grows over you, like grass or a plant of some sort, and then something will eat that eventualy, and you become that... and just for the hell of it, i will say that im eaten by the maggots, the maggots are then eaten by maybe a bird, and the bird is eaten by lets say a cat, and then the cat is eaten by a wolf, and then the wolf gets shot by a hunter, and the hunter brings it home, and cooks for him self and his family, and you eventualy become a human agin... because the family eats you... and then you die, and it gets repeated, and repeated, maybe you dont always become a maggot, maybe you dont always end up as a bird, but thats how i see my after life...

[kindprincess]

don't know what you got, but i wanna know where i can get some!!!

love, kp

[Its a Plant]

Here's a thought to let simmer:

What if heaven IS on earth. A part of it. Heaven is earth. I believe that it's all here, right in front of us. You choose what to make of it. We get little flashes of what such a divine resting place might be like in our everyday lives. Or simply arrive to a place in your head, where things feel perfect, like anymore joy or happiness would cause you to combust. I get them everynow and then, and afterwords I usually set back and reflect on what I just felt. I still haven't the best description of what it feels like, but it's just so natural and powerful, it always reminds me that each day is a day worth living. It's a motivating feeling to say the least.

So past all that rambling, I think I mentioned something about all the forces and so-called 'places' of the universe and beyond are ALL right here on earth. They're all outside our windows, waiting for another day. We are in close contact with them ALL each and every day. It's being alive, I think.

Okay, so now have a good pondering. =)