If heaven was a place

[slipknotpsycho]

~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

think about it, god wouldn't allow drugs/adultery/anything fun/ etc. pot? ok i'm sure there is pot in heaven, i mean, jesus christ was like the world's fist hippie. he walked around with long hair and beard, wearing hemp sandals, and proclaiming peace and love. and some of his prophecies... damn, i wish i could find some shit that good.

but in heaven, most of what we love on earth would not exist. hell would be my heaven. i'd kick satans ass, put him on a leash and rule hell as one eternal kick ass party!

love, kp

um... no i will over throw satan and take his throne... if i believed in satan to begin with lol...

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 10-29-2006. If heaven was a place If heaven was a place, I think it'd be exactly like the nickelback song "Rock Star". The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. What would your heaven be like? Rating: 5

[BabySnookums]

i'm notta liar.... i used to masturbate but i dont anymore

[potsmokingnome]

why did you stop?

[slipknotpsycho]

she didnt' she's tryin to pretend like she doesn't anymore, i hear her moaning when she's in the shower... she thinks i don't hear her.

[BabySnookums]

first of all...you don't hear shit...cuz i don't do that anymore...but yea i used to be guilty of the "laying under the running water" thing... (we dont have a detachable showerhead)....

but i havent done that in nearly 6 months...and i dont do anything else....doofus...

and the reason i stopped is cuz why do fake shit when i got the real thing?

[slipknotpsycho]

first of all...you don't hear shit...cuz i don't do that anymore...but yea i used to be guilty of the "laying under the running water" thing... (we dont have a detachable showerhead)....

but i havent done that in nearly 6 months...and i dont do anything else....doofus...

and the reason i stopped is cuz why do fake shit when i got the real thing?

because i suck in bed. lol we stole your thread, sorry dude/ette <.<
*whispers* she's lying! i caught her doing it the other day, she was gettin freaky to some twink porn.

[BabySnookums]

my heaven would be a nice cool place to hang out...kinda foresty/meadowy lookin...w/plenty of drugs/booze/cigs and it'd be sunnyish weather....not too hot or too cold...and you could do anything you dreamed...like if you thought about "flying"...then you'd take flight....idk thats all i can come up with lol

(and you dont suck LOL)

[BabySnookums]

god i need sleep...i just now noticed the thing bout twink porn


SLAP YOURSELF twinks?

[smoke it]

If heaven was a place, I think it'd be exactly like the nickelback song "Rock Star". The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.
What would your heaven be like?

dude, that song kicks ass. and yes the girls would come easy, and the drugs cheap.

[minnesota man]

When I get to heaven, I'm going to smoke the alien drugs.