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    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    I was on myspace and and ran into this girls profile I once hooked up with and it reminded me of that experience. I thought I would share.

    I met this girl on facebook my freshman year, she no longer atteded my school and was living in houston. We ended up talking a lot despite that and so when I had to make a trip to texas I said I would take a 3 hour detour her way. This girl was 1/2 mexican and 1/2 white, she was fucking pretty. She told her parents I was her gay friend and we were going to be staying at her friends house. Well we get to the girls house and it is a complete shit hole, so already I am really uncomfortable. We hung out all that day and finally her friend goes to sleep. So we, on the pull out matress in the living room, begin having sex. I'm in the middle of it when the friends mom walks out of the room and see's my bare ass pumping away. I pull out and she walks over and slaps my ass and than sits down on the fucking sofa bed. She notices I left a few hickes on the girls neck and tells her she needs to leave a few on me. She tries but isn't doing it well enough, so the mom starts sucking on my neck showing the girl how to leave a proper hicky. I kind of wiggle away from her (she was a 40 something year old ex-stripper and didn't look to good.) The mom than goes to the kitchen and grabs some tin foil and brings it back to the bedroom. Now both parents were ex-junkies, so the girl I'm with thinks they are getting ready to do some serious drugs. She begins freaking out about how fucked up that is and such. Than we hear from their room, "Oh yeah, you've been a bad robot?" Nope, no drugs, just some kinky ass robot sex.

    If only I could have left than. At this point I'm exausted so I decide I need a few hours sleep. I woke up around 10 am and ran out that door without even waking her. It was a long drive home.
    JaggedEdge Reviewed by JaggedEdge on . The stragest sexual encounter of my life. I was on myspace and and ran into this girls profile I once hooked up with and it reminded me of that experience. I thought I would share. I met this girl on facebook my freshman year, she no longer atteded my school and was living in houston. We ended up talking a lot despite that and so when I had to make a trip to texas I said I would take a 3 hour detour her way. This girl was 1/2 mexican and 1/2 white, she was fucking pretty. She told her parents I was her gay friend and we were going Rating: 5
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    #2
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    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    No offense dude but you are such a pussy.

    So the parents of this girl's friend are fucking weirdos? Who gives a shit. I think this girl you had (pretty white/mexican chick) could have been a real winner. Not like in marrying her but in having some GREAT FUCKING sex. I'm seriously confused as to why you wigged out over what her friend's parent's did.
    :weedpoke:

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    #3
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    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    Fuck that, if we could have gone somewhere else I would have been game. But I wasn't dropping my pants in that enviornment again. I like sex in cool places, but having an old crack whore kissing on my neck is a little to weird to chance again. oh and shortly after the mom walked out the girl told me one night when she was drunk the mom ate her out. I'm not sure why she would lie about that.
    \"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.\"
    -Thomas Jefferson

    \"How much pain they have cost us, the evils which have never happened.
    \"
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    #4
    Senior Member

    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    You spelled 'Strangest' wrong. fail.

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    #5
    Senior Member

    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    why thank you for pointing that out. God knows what might have happened if you had not brought that to my attention. From the bottom of my heart, thanks.
    \"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.\"
    -Thomas Jefferson

    \"How much pain they have cost us, the evils which have never happened.
    \"
    -Thomas Jefferson


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    #6
    Senior Member

    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    that was a good story.. next time I have sex im wrapping myself in tin foil and dancing like a robot!!

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    #7
    Senior Member

    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    ...AHAHAHAHA, "robot sex"

    That sucks dude...I'd hate to have a 40+ ex junkie trying to give me a hickey, especially while I was trying to get it on with a hottie.

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    #8
    Senior Member

    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    omg lol that was so damn funny. i dont mean to be an ass or anything but damn i cant stop laughing.

    i dunno what i would have done, maybe go out in your car and finish or something.... but i dunno if i would be in the mood after that crazy shit that happened to you.

    hahah "kinky ass robot sex" good stuff man

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    #9
    Senior Member

    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    Quote Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
    oh and shortly after the mom walked out the girl told me one night when she was drunk the mom ate her out. I'm not sure why she would lie about that.
    Damn dude... She sounds like a freak (the young girl)

    I really seriously cant believe you wigged out on her. That's just me though.
    :weedpoke:

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    #10
    Senior Member

    The stragest sexual encounter of my life.

    that is the weirdest sex story i ever heard....... i just cant stop shaking my head in disbelief. lol.
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