yea... we all have our share of shity stories.... heres my favorite one...

my homie dan., my ex GF deb and i was all walking down the street to come over to my house were i had my bong, and a fat ass sack of weed, and a case of beer sitting, going over to my house to have a little get together, you know, to catch up with the homie and hang out with at the time, my girld friend... anyways... i live in a small town... theres only 4 streets that have actual side walks with curbs. and anyways, there are like 2 streets that have a place for you to walk, off to the side of a white line.... and the rest of the streets in town are barely big enuf for to cars to pass by each other, and anyways, we were walking down a smaller street, and we were walking down the middle of the street cause no one normaly drives down the streets, anyways, dan is already fucked up on pills, so hes a little bit slow out of moving out of the middle of the road, but anyways, me and deb get out of the road as far as we can with out being in someones yard, and dan just barely moves out of infront of the cops head lights, so, the cop is like get out of the fucking street or im gonna give all of ou guys a J-walking ticket because of your dumb ass friend, so we all jump out of the road, and, im like dude, what side walk do you want us to walk on... and he slams on his breaks, and yells at us, you all under arest for (dont rember the technical terms for it) bad mouthing a cop.so we all stop, and by the time he back up, we all throw anything ieleage right were hes gonna stop his car at...anyways. he throws my homie in the back of the car, and im like sorry about that homie, and so dan says, "its all good, im gonna fight this shit in court and make sure this dumb ass cop never has the ability to work for anyplace other then the rez as a cop(the tribal police are just rent-a-cops) and so, he starts asking my girl her name and shit... and shes not giving him the answers he wants, so he throws her in the back saying something like faluire to complie... and i just sit there, and answer his questions... and he like so who said "what sidewalk" im like it was me... and so he pulls deb out, and tells us we can go home, but trys to bring my homie to jail because hes homeless, and we were like, he live with us alot of the time, hes just trying not to get mail sent over there about court and shit... the cop wouldnt take that as an answer, so so of his homies that im now homies with are walking down the street, and im like hey, you kno dan dont you, there like yea, would you mind going and telling that cop that he lives with you, so they go down there, and they tell the cop that, and we all end up not going to jail, but i get home, and my beer is down the drain, and my bong is smashed, and my weed is sitting in a toilet with piss sitting in it...
partyguy420 Reviewed by partyguy420 on . cops...horrible things happening to good girls you know what really sucks? when you total your new '04 car while youre COMPLETELY sober on your way home from work...and the cops "smell alcohol" on your breath and procede to be TOTAL assholes to you and give you an on-field sobriety test while youre shaking from shock of wtf just happened...........surprisingly you pass even though you can barely think or see(blue lights EVERYWHERE).....you inquire about their mean-ness and intimidation and they just yell at you "maybe if your car wasnt Rating: 5