you know what really sucks?

when you total your new '04 car while youre COMPLETELY sober on your way home from work...and the cops "smell alcohol" on your breath and procede to be TOTAL assholes to you and give you an on-field sobriety test while youre shaking from shock of wtf just happened...........surprisingly you pass even though you can barely think or see(blue lights EVERYWHERE).....you inquire about their mean-ness and intimidation and they just yell at you "maybe if your car wasnt totaled and 20 ft off the road while your breath smells like alcohol you wouldnt be so intimidated!!!!".......while youre chewing a new piece of fruity gum.........
to add injury to insult....
the fuckers ask to search your car......being fed up you reply "NO i dont see why this is necesary i just wanna go home".....YET THEY SEARCH IT ANYWAY.....because your "alcohol breath" is actually "alcohol on person" therefore they dont need your consent......with your luck....of course there is an unopened bottle of strawberry vodka and youre not 21 and get charged with possession of alcohol with a wreckless driving accident..................LASTLY they breathalize you and realize there really was no alcohol on your breath....
then you go to court and they refuse to give you a court appointed lawyer and you have to pay $1000 for a lawyer and $500 deductable for your car.....
ALL while you have a squeeky clean driving record/go to school full time/work full time/live on your own/AND volunteer tutor at a fucking alternative highschool helping out THEIR underpriviledged delinquent community.......


AND I PAY THEIR SALARY!!!!!!!!!!!!
royalHIGHness Reviewed by royalHIGHness on . cops...horrible things happening to good girls you know what really sucks? when you total your new '04 car while youre COMPLETELY sober on your way home from work...and the cops "smell alcohol" on your breath and procede to be TOTAL assholes to you and give you an on-field sobriety test while youre shaking from shock of wtf just happened...........surprisingly you pass even though you can barely think or see(blue lights EVERYWHERE).....you inquire about their mean-ness and intimidation and they just yell at you "maybe if your car wasnt Rating: 5