No nicknames here anymore. I used to have some though. Started with 'Brain' in school, and in the Army I was 'Spoon' (because I had to dig a splintery ball of shit out of my asshole once with a spoon, which everyone in my barracks apparently found quite amusing, for which I can't blame them because in retrospect I found it amusing too, although it was incredibly painful at the time and evoked no small amount of screaming).