Nicknames?

[jamstigator]

No nicknames here anymore. I used to have some though. Started with 'Brain' in school, and in the Army I was 'Spoon' (because I had to dig a splintery ball of shit out of my asshole once with a spoon, which everyone in my barracks apparently found quite amusing, for which I can't blame them because in retrospect I found it amusing too, although it was incredibly painful at the time and evoked no small amount of screaming).

[Wesley Pipes]

No nicknames here anymore. I used to have some though. Started with 'Brain' in school, and in the Army I was 'Spoon' (because I had to dig a splintery ball of shit out of my asshole once with a spoon, which everyone in my barracks apparently found quite amusing, for which I can't blame them because in retrospect I found it amusing too, although it was incredibly painful at the time and evoked no small amount of screaming).

lmFao!! your right that is fuckin hilarious lol

[Inferius]

"Genius".
Only because I was put in average classes and got very very bored with how slow they moved.
Jamstigator once again that is the funniest shit on earth(literally), do you have any more stories besides that and the drugtest/family wants to kill you?

[Dankmike]

DankMike.

my friends all call me this, cause i got the dank.

this akward when im at school though and my friend leans in the door and yells DANKMIKE! and runs off.

[RedLocks]

bwaa they call me Tater Salad..wait no grand master bong.. laff at some of the names people say they get called. depends where ia m, alot of people, usually ones that dun know me call me slim.. well cause i'm the white dude.. mexicans call me pescado cuz i had a lip piercing (kinda like a fish hooked) and smoked herb like a fish drinks water hah.. also same people called me something i can't spell (can't spell spanish(or english) for shit) but it translates to "the town drunk".. other than that most people call me juan which isn't my name, but people thought it was so i jsut gave up and let people call me juan