Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[MacWQ33]

I don't know...I have a hard time counting sheep.

Did the pizza I just eat taste good?

[yoda]

I don't know...I have a hard time counting sheep.

Did the pizza I just eat taste good?

i dunno, you ate it, not me

if i cut off my thumbs, could i learn to spark a lighter with another finger?

[graph]

Yeah, I use my index. It gives me more control over the flame.

How much is pie? Not the mathematical symbol, the baked good.

[Skink]

1.75 including tax


where is my fucking sock???

[Nodnorb]

on the counter next to the pi (the math symbol)

Why is the sky so high up?

[Nochowderforyou]

So we don't bump our heads.

If god created life, who created god?

[friendowl]

the first man to smoke weed created him

why does elmo always talk about saskatchewan

[stinkyattic]

because he can't spell it an therefore can't WRITE about it.

why does the clock go slower on friday afternoons?

[Nodnorb]

because everythings slower on fridays

Why are we different colors?

[wayoftheleaf]

the giant potatoe decided we should be different colors

Why are the flying monkies in my mind learning to be ninjas?