Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[kindprincess]

no

why is the ocean blue?

[souldistortion]

Why is the sky blue?

Ah, very good question my dear, the blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. whats that you ask? well you see, as light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer light wavelengths pass straight through. little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. however, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules in the atmosphere. the absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

Why did i change my mood to flirty??

[Dro_Princess]

Because you were talking about blue and that made you pick the blue smiley.


Why do I ramble when im high

[souldistortion]

Because you have the munchies. and you are subconsciously forcing yourself to not eat, by rambling about other things, without you even knowing it.

Why dont they let peolpe with long hair work in this country?

[Dro_Princess]

Because there long hair may get caught in a machine and cause you to be scalped.


Why is water clear

[TheFatKid]

becuase u pee in it and it turns yellow



why is http://myspace-758.vo.llnwd.net/0049...94454758_l.jpg funny looking?

[kindprincess]

bc the guy with the mic got it stuk in his mouth...

why don't i have a friggin bf?

[souldistortion]

Because you smell. put on some deodorant, and them boys will come running.

who let the dogs out?

[kindprincess]

i did. get the fuck outta my yard.

what is the meaning of life?

[Nochowderforyou]

There is no meaning. We are gods little puppets on a string.

Why do I feel dirty after I masturbate?