Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[dryst]

weed brg smiles to everyones face!

how come no matter how hard i try i always get dirt under my nails?!

[Nochowderforyou]

Because God hates us.

Why do monkeys throw their own dookie?

[souldistortion]

cuz they are trying to hit the person that scared the shit out of them

Why doesent bic make de-safteyed lighters? they'd make a killing with em. and its not like thats illegal.

[dryst]

theyre safety precautions are giving back to the community....

why am i laughing at everything?..

[TheGreenFog]

Because almost everything is funny.

Why are oranges orange...and called oranges?

[souldistortion]

Because they arent red, yellow, green, blue, or purple

What is this? ---> :baggy:

[Nochowderforyou]

A bag of pot.

What's this-----> (.Y.)

[souldistortion]

oh, i know this one. Somthing that jiggles. somthing that bounces. is it boobs?

:joint1:

Why are they ^ such pussys? they've barley finished half a joint and look at them.

[Abattoir Dream]

because they are yellowskins...lol

why does mankind insist on reproducing???

[souldistortion]

:giggity: <- because just like him, we are all horny sons of bitches

why cant i find a girl that gives decent head?