I didn't see that ad. Wish I had. But it still wouldn't have sold me. Where's Kinky been all these years when it comes to public service, philanthropy, volunteering, or community support? Nowhere that I've seen. But I have seen some obnoxious tendencies that concern me.

I work hard to be compassionate, and although I'm really more moderate, lots would hasten to brand me a liberal. I can see advertising and marketing baloney when I spot it, and that's what that ad sounds like--the brainchild of a savvy media adviser.

You know me, Ozark. I don't swallow everything that comes my way!