nobody has come up with a new preist and a rabbi joke in like forever. so ok a preist and a rabbi walk into a supermarket and the preist goes to get a ham and the rabbii is like "i cant eat"...couldn't eat it...its forbidden, pigs are like superheroes to these people. is it perfect?? no, but i dont see you coming up with anything better, and thats what really grinds my gears.