i used to have "the magic school bus" (yellow one hitter which my mom found), the "old man" (wooden tobacco pipe my mom found), "mr. red eyez" (red one hitter my little sister found and thought it was a bubble pipe and was trying to blow bubbles with it and my mom was like "wtf!?!?"), and "Chilly The Elf" (my glass chillum that i let my friend barrow and he forgot it at his gf's house and her mom found it)

so now i am pipeless and i live off joints and my dad's bong....however a new pipe is on its way