Yea, wtf, dude? How do you just let all that sh*t happen? Did I miss it, or is he younger than you? I don't condone violence...but...if it's gotten this far, I'd have to say that you might wanna go crazy on his ass. Push him against the wall, pull out a nice, sharp blade and look at him with CRAZY in your eyes. "You steal one more thing from me, mother f*cker, and it will be your last act."

No I'm just kidding. Don't do that. He's your brother. But I'd say a good ass whooping is in order. I might even booby trap his room or something. Do some really crazy prank stuff to him that he won't be able to prove it is you. And keep it up for weeks...months...make him go crazy!

Ideas I have at the moment:

'Bunk' Bed - Loosen the screws on his bed just enough to make it squeak like hell and possibly fall apart later. That will drive him crazy for a few weeks.

Sticky Fingers - put some kind of glue...(superglue is too obvious) but some kind of light glue or even just some clear, sticky liquid onto his door knob, bathroom floor, or any other place he touches frequently. Not too much, just enough to make him be like "wtf, why is this so sticky?"

Arachnaphobia - Buy or catch a harmless spider or two, and send them to him. It would be nice if you could sneak in there while he is sleeping and put them on him, then sneak out...(oh and get a video of him freaking out)


That's all I could think of right now. I'm sure other people could come up with more stuff. Theiving fool. Or just punch him dead in the face and say "Stop stealing my sh*t or I will kick your ass even worse. And if you tattle, you wil regret it." <--yea, or that....

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TGF