OMFG my bros done it again! and how do u roll?

[Pezzo]

i no i sound like im rambling on but, i posted a thread about my plant - the leaf went missin and left a big dent... well, i broke into my bros area literally and guess what. I found my leaf (i only have 4 leaves so this is a big deal) Also i get free drinks from work (carbonated) and i bought some worm castings and perlite for my soil...

My bro undid the screws holding the padlocked bolt onto the door, snuck in, ripped the leaf off the plant, NICKED it, placed it in some carbonated water that he NICKED off me, ready to grow some roots, he then had a pot of soil ready to plant it in mixed with perlite that he NICKED from me and worm castings that he NICKED from me OMFG ive had it with him!

Pezzo Reviewed by Pezzo on 11-03-2006. OMFG my bros done it again! and how do u roll? Remember the time i told u my bro nicked my plant and i knew he had it but he still denied it? Well hes nicked my fucking beer now! I know he has it but i dont know where he has it and i dont know how to get it back coz hes tellin me he hasnt got it! I tried everythin. On another note i know how to roll but mine look like shit, i know practice makes perfect n all but can someone give me a DETAILED guide mabey wiv some pics or point me to a website. thanx ppl happy tokin!:rasta: Rating: 5

[Pezzo]

i cant do anythin bout it coz if i beat him up hell lie bout it if i ask him hell l ie if i tell him i found it ill get done for goin in his area! i cant tell mum as shell then no i grow weed

[Cornelius]

what a dick. I'd beat him if i were you. Use something hard and blunt. He will not steal again if you make him understand the consequences of his actions.

-p

[Pezzo]

3 of the plants i origionally planted are pretty much dead now so i only have that one left, fortunatly i had a backup plan - just incase i fucked up my first grow i had 3 more seeds in the fridge. I thought id plant them now as the chances of my last plant surviving and being female is slim...

My bros nicked the seeds!

[Skink]

he's gonna steal your girl next,,,LOLz...

[TheGreenFog]

Yea, wtf, dude? How do you just let all that sh*t happen? Did I miss it, or is he younger than you? I don't condone violence...but...if it's gotten this far, I'd have to say that you might wanna go crazy on his ass. Push him against the wall, pull out a nice, sharp blade and look at him with CRAZY in your eyes. "You steal one more thing from me, mother f*cker, and it will be your last act."

No I'm just kidding. Don't do that. He's your brother. But I'd say a good ass whooping is in order. I might even booby trap his room or something. Do some really crazy prank stuff to him that he won't be able to prove it is you. And keep it up for weeks...months...make him go crazy!

Ideas I have at the moment:

'Bunk' Bed - Loosen the screws on his bed just enough to make it squeak like hell and possibly fall apart later. That will drive him crazy for a few weeks.

Sticky Fingers - put some kind of glue...(superglue is too obvious) but some kind of light glue or even just some clear, sticky liquid onto his door knob, bathroom floor, or any other place he touches frequently. Not too much, just enough to make him be like "wtf, why is this so sticky?"

Arachnaphobia - Buy or catch a harmless spider or two, and send them to him. It would be nice if you could sneak in there while he is sleeping and put them on him, then sneak out...(oh and get a video of him freaking out)


That's all I could think of right now. I'm sure other people could come up with more stuff. Theiving fool. Or just punch him dead in the face and say "Stop stealing my sh*t or I will kick your ass even worse. And if you tattle, you wil regret it." <--yea, or that....

:rasta:

TGF

[Pezzo]

Yea, wtf, dude? How do you just let all that sh*t happen? Did I miss it, or is he younger than you? I don't condone violence...but...if it's gotten this far, I'd have to say that you might wanna go crazy on his ass. Push him against the wall, pull out a nice, sharp blade and look at him with CRAZY in your eyes. "You steal one more thing from me, mother f*cker, and it will be your last act."

No I'm just kidding. Don't do that. He's your brother. But I'd say a good ass whooping is in order. I might even booby trap his room or something. Do some really crazy prank stuff to him that he won't be able to prove it is you. And keep it up for weeks...months...make him go crazy!

Ideas I have at the moment:

'Bunk' Bed - Loosen the screws on his bed just enough to make it squeak like hell and possibly fall apart later. That will drive him crazy for a few weeks.

Sticky Fingers - put some kind of glue...(superglue is too obvious) but some kind of light glue or even just some clear, sticky liquid onto his door knob, bathroom floor, or any other place he touches frequently. Not too much, just enough to make him be like "wtf, why is this so sticky?"

Arachnaphobia - Buy or catch a harmless spider or two, and send them to him. It would be nice if you could sneak in there while he is sleeping and put them on him, then sneak out...(oh and get a video of him freaking out)


That's all I could think of right now. I'm sure other people could come up with more stuff. Theiving fool. Or just punch him dead in the face and say "Stop stealing my sh*t or I will kick your ass even worse. And if you tattle, you wil regret it." <--yea, or that....



TGF

Hey thx man! love it, made me laugh. gna warn him, i no hll say what u talkin bout but ill just warn him then nxt time ill have cameras by then so nxt time ill catch him show it to him and deck his ass!

[Pezzo]

put it on the internet aswell muhahahahahah