Make a wish thread

[dryst]

u said aliens...i was gonna bet it included some kind of anal priobe or something

u can tell the future...and u start telling people, and now ur accused of witch craft and then u get burned at the stake <---that sucks


i wish dro_princess lived closer

[Dro_Princess]

Me and my anal probing. I think its getting out of hand. Ill be back later.

You get you wish I end up being your neighbor. But you get busted and sent to prison and now your Jimbos bitch. Dont worry Ill come visit

I wish I had the ability to enter into people's dreams and fuck with them.

[dryst]

dont jynx me

u have the ability to enter dreams...but u enter the wrong persons and get stuck...now theyre fuckin with u

i wish i enter peoples dreams and fuck them

[potsmokingnome]

dont jynx me

u have the ability to enter dreams...but u enter the wrong persons and get stuck...now theyre fuckin with u

i wish i enter peoples dreams and fuck them

You get into other people's dreams, but you get into only dreams of people who are red neck ugly! missin teeth and all!

I wish had more weed...

[potsmokingnome]

^^^^^^^ Lame wish yes I know....so re-wish: I wish I could have psychic powers!

[Dro_Princess]

You get your psychic powers but you dont have the ability to turn them off so the dead flock to you. You cant control them and they will not go away. You start to go insane and have to be put into a mental hospital where your so drugged up on meds you end up like a vegatable.

I wish I had the ability to move things with my mind.

[dryst]

the only thing u can with ur mind is bottled water...

i wish i had some skittles...

[RichieRich]

you get your bag of skittles and eat them only to find a string of used anal beads at the bottom of the bag.

I wish I had a dog who could talk.

[Dro_Princess]

You get your bag of skittles. You open it and you start to drool and cant wait to put those rainbow colored candies in your mouth. As you stick you hand in the bag you trip and drop the skilltes and watch helplessly as they scatter all over the ground on top of a pile of dog dookie.

I wish I lived in a different place.

[potsmokingnome]

Your dog can talk and he rats you out to the cops for smokin weed! lol

I wish my dog could bathe herself!