Make a wish thread

[Dro_Princess]

dro princess....u teleport right to the island im being experimented on , and now ur stuck there to

bondy....u know him...but due to ur lack of specifications...he doesnt like u and for that he wont sell to you either


i wish i could change the tv channel by blinking

We will make due

You get your wish white men can jump but thats all they can do now. The rest of there lives the will get around by jumping like a kangaroo.

I wish I hadnt smoked my last joint this morning

[dryst]

lol

u didnt smoke ur last joint...but ur hubby did...so now ur still shit outta luck

i wish my new grow lights would come in the mail faster!!!

[Dro_Princess]

As you wish your lights are there tomorrow morning. But since you were so impatient there all broke and you didnt buy the insurance.

I wish the panthers would have caught the fuckin ball in the 4th quarter and won. Clumsy bastards!!

[dryst]

he catches the ball just as a plane crashes into the stadium killing the whole team

i wish i had some taco bell...

[dryst]

he catches the ball just as a plane crashes into the stadium killing the whole team

i wish i had some taco bell...

[Dro_Princess]

You get your taco bell but something is not right. You body freaks out and you have explosive diarrhea for the rest of the month causing your asshole to become very sore from all the wiping. You cant even sit down without cringing in pain.

I wish my husband was getting over time.

[Eraserhead71]

i wish i could forget about my gf and stay away from her when i break up with her..

[Dro_Princess]

Eraserhead71 you didnt grant my wish so for that you will be punished. You forget about your gf but you also forget everyhting else about who you are. You decide to try and find out who you are and end up being a male hooker because you ran into the wrong group of people. You will forever be pimped out and eventually sold to someone in the undground world of sex slaves in some thrid world country.

I wish my dog could talk.

[dryst]

now ur dog has torrets...

i wish could live forever

[Dro_Princess]

LMAO hey dryst

You get to live forever but something horrible happens. There is a massive nuclar war and the planet explodes sending you out into space. You float around for a few hundred years until some Aliens spot you and take you back to their planet. They are so intrigued by you and your ability to live forever so they decide to keep you as a test subject trying to figure out how to kill you.

I wish I could tell the future.