dryst: you get oral sex. in fact, THIS VERY NIGHT. as she is sucking away, and right as you feel your self about to bust, she bites your dick with all her might, until she actually bites it OFF and swallows it. then she runs away buzzkill i know.

inferious: this causes any woman within a one mile radious, including the ugly ones (which make up 99% of the female population)to ALL be attracted to you, therefore making it impossible for the hot ones to reach you. the hot chicks are trampled by the uglys and you end up being raped in a sweaty disgusting orgy embrace by doezens of some of the most discusting girls you've ever seen.

I wish I could get a grow going, and have an impossibly successful crop and yield.
souldistortion Reviewed by souldistortion on . Make a wish thread u ever read the monkeys paw where the guy makes a wish but everytime he does it grants him the wish but somehow fucks things up? i think one of em was he wished for $200 and his son dies at work and the company gives him a severance pay of $200... ok so this is how the game works, u make a wish and the next person grants it but somehow messes it up and then they to make a wish for the next person to mess up, and so on and so on.. ill start i wish i had a monkey Rating: 5