They give you the check, but while you're in the bank cashing it, the teller gets a paper cut from the check. Not realizing it at the time, she gives you aids in the following money transaction from a nick on your index finger.
And not just normal aids. Super Aids. One teaspoon of Super Aids in your butt and you'll be dead in two years.

hehe i love this thread

I wish I was all-knowing.
Inferius Reviewed by Inferius on . Make a wish thread u ever read the monkeys paw where the guy makes a wish but everytime he does it grants him the wish but somehow fucks things up? i think one of em was he wished for $200 and his son dies at work and the company gives him a severance pay of $200... ok so this is how the game works, u make a wish and the next person grants it but somehow messes it up and then they to make a wish for the next person to mess up, and so on and so on.. ill start i wish i had a monkey Rating: 5