Make a wish thread

[dryst]

u gt it but u fall asleep one night and it crawls up ur ass and suffacaties

i wish weed was free

[Duckky]

Damn at least the van would still get me high!
Its free but you get the death penatly whenever you destroy the thc in it. muwhaha
I wish that i didnt have to get up to get some cake.

[make it legal]

You get a maid to do it but every night she chains you up and gives you 50 lashes.

I wish the world had peace.

[dryst]

u egt peace but only after the machines wipe out the human race

i wish i could have sex with 2 girls at once ( i dont mean a threesome...i mean 2 at once!!!)

[MacWQ33]

You are having sex with both girls, but they decide to go in opposite directions, and both of your dicks snap off....

I wish I was Jay Leno

[souldistortion]

I wish I was Jay Leno

You are now Jay Leno. But your first day on tv, you tell a racially sensitive joke, get cancelled, and become a has-been overnight.

I wish I had 2 High chicks to give me a blowjob one at a time while the other one watches, and takes bong rips.

By the way, Dryst. this has to be THE GREATEST thread idea of ALL TIME. no joke

[Tom Swierzbinski]

You have a chick giving you a bj whilst the other watches, but theyre blonde and get confused. BJ chick proceeds to light your balls.

I wish that damn 'server busy' message would fuck off.

[andruejaysin]

I wish it would snow crystal meth every christmas eve.

[Dro_Princess]

Tom: The surver busy message goes away but then your computer crashes.
Andruejaysin:It rains crystal meth but you die a long horrible overdose death

I wish the insurance company would cut me my check

[Inferius]

They give you the check, but while you're in the bank cashing it, the teller gets a paper cut from the check. Not realizing it at the time, she gives you aids in the following money transaction from a nick on your index finger.
And not just normal aids. Super Aids. One teaspoon of Super Aids in your butt and you'll be dead in two years.

hehe i love this thread

I wish I was all-knowing.