Quote Originally Posted by MacWQ33
I wish I was Jay Leno
You are now Jay Leno. But your first day on tv, you tell a racially sensitive joke, get cancelled, and become a has-been overnight.

I wish I had 2 High chicks to give me a blowjob one at a time while the other one watches, and takes bong rips.

By the way, Dryst. this has to be THE GREATEST thread idea of ALL TIME. no joke
souldistortion Reviewed by souldistortion on . Make a wish thread u ever read the monkeys paw where the guy makes a wish but everytime he does it grants him the wish but somehow fucks things up? i think one of em was he wished for $200 and his son dies at work and the company gives him a severance pay of $200... ok so this is how the game works, u make a wish and the next person grants it but somehow messes it up and then they to make a wish for the next person to mess up, and so on and so on.. ill start i wish i had a monkey Rating: 5