You get a free ounce of every variety.
And the first two days of smoking those are GREAT.
But then you get addicted.
By the fourth day your brain is mush.
And by the fifth...
You do not have the ability to hold a bong.
You wither away and die.
Dryst: You get oral sex. From a polar bear. Who eventually realizes HE is a very, very hungry polar bear.

I wish wherever I was, the most physically attractive women found themselves irresistably attracted to me, until I was a mile away.