They give you the check, but while you're in the bank cashing it, the teller gets a paper cut from the check. Not realizing it at the time, she gives you aids in the following money transaction from a nick on your index finger.
And not just normal aids. Super Aids. One teaspoon of Super Aids in your butt and you'll be dead in two years.

hehe i love this thread

I wish I was all-knowing.